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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein | German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955

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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

Joe E. Lewis | American Comedian and Singer, 1902-1971

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When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.

Oscar Wilde | 1856-1900, British Author, Wit

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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

Conan O'Brien | American Television talk show host (Late Night) and Writer, b.1963

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Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison: Two tickets to Niagara Falls, please. Train Teller: Oh. Congratulations, ma'am. What train? Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison: The 9:20, and I want to stop off at Ossining. Train Teller: Ossining? You mean, Sing-Sing? Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison: No, I mean Ossining.

Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison | Baby Take a Bow , 1934

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Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison: What's happened? Eddie Ellison: Well, the breadwinners have stopped winning. Larry Scott: Yeah, looks like we're in for a little vacation. Jane Scott: You mean you were discharged. Eddie Ellison: Well, not exactly. We were canned. Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison: But they can't let you off for nothing. Eddie Ellison: No. I know they can't. But they did. Welch saw to ...

Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison | Baby Take a Bow , 1934

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Welch: Well, hello Kay! Here you are, here's a seat for you. Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison: The further I sit from you, Mr. Welch, the better I like it. [to Porter] Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison: Take those bags into the next car, please. Porter: Sorry, Miss. The train's full up today. Welch: Here you are, Kay. Sit right down here. [Kay drops train tickets, and Welch picks them up] Welch: Two ...

Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison | Baby Take a Bow , 1934

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Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison: What's happened?

Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison | Baby Take a Bow , 1934

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Magic: Hey little funny boy. We ain't goin' ask you nicely next time, you overstand me? Aight? So I suggest you take Crow's offer and all'a that you know and do do things in your best interest and things of that nature, alright homey?

Magic | Def Jam Fight for NY (VG) , 2004

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Ash: Yo, Zeez baby listen up! Back away from the door and I'll have you outta there in a jiff. [sticks the home made dynamite in the cell door and blows the door successfully] Ash: Uh, hello? You can get up now. Ok, now let's get one thing straight spinach-chin, I still don't like this whole I wrote the book of the dead thing. So if you as so much as look at me funny, I'll saw you in half so ...

Ash | Evil Dead: Hail to the King (VG) , 2000

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